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Though she be little she be fierce

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mynamekyle:

Kidz Bop Beyoncé lyrics: I sneezed on the beat and got a God blessing / Yoncé on his mouth like ranch dressing

cheesoisuncool:

i keep seeing the words coffee shop au without knowing what they mean. a coffee shop universe? alternate universe where there are coffee shops. friends, i have some good news for you about this universe that we live in

  1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
  2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
  3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
  4. People are usually never who they say they are.
  5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
  6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
  7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
  8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
  9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
  10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
  11. You are at fault sometimes.
  12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
  13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
  14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
  15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
  16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.
16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

adventuretimewithlewis:

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

The gays are angry

reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

We could be fuckin’ but you wanna live in a another state.

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

You make me feel like my hearts going to explode
I’m going to have to go to the doctors for irregular heart beat if I keep day dreaming